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New Dirt on the Garbagemen!

The band was roused from quiescence to participate in the twentieth anniversary celebration for and at the Cameron Public House, their erstwhile lair. On October second 2001 fans old and new enjoyed crisp renditions of material the players surprised themselves by recalling so vividly.

Remember the Garbagemen?

We, the composers and authors, let it lapse as an entity last year. (That was 1994, BTW.) But; we receive many queries as to what became of us! There is a cassette tape available, entitled Fragrant Bouquet. Featuring Howie Moscovitch on bass guitar, John Gzowski on guitars, Glenn Milchem on drums, and Howard 'Howeird' Szafer on vocals and bass-clarinet. Recorded, off the floor for the most part, by John Whynot back in '88.

G-Men atop the Cameron Public House

Song List: Fragrant Bouquet



Also available exclusively from this source is my folio of lyrics, complete with lurid photographs, entitled In the Manner of a Parable. When the on-line banking set-ups manifest more convincingly, we'll facilitate ordering from the comfort of your own browser. Until then you'll just have to send a Money Order. E-mail me, Howard 'Howeird' Szafer, to initiate a purchase. If your browser doesn't support mail, that address is howardz@howardz.net, and the telephone number is (416)703-2322. The Chromium dioxide cassette tapes and the book are $5 each, plus shipping and handling of $1.50 for each unit ordered. (I'll let you do the sums.)

Tunes

The redoubtable Howie Moscovitch and myself, Howard Szafer, have been working up some squealing pop tunes, just for the moolah. If you are a recording artiste or publisher, we would be happy to send you a bare-bones demo.
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